Random Rice!

Well, we had too much rice and too little time, so enjoy this selection of random Dallas rice!

A Fistful Of Exhaust Tips

Yes, that is EIGHT tailpipe tips. Each one is a one-into-four splitter. And the truck appears to be a V6.... We're not sure if this is an improvement or regression from the fart tips, but we know it's rice!

New Focus Variant?
I didn't know Ford was offering a fake convertible top or a velour roof on the Focus. Oh, wait, they don't.

The Legend Of Stupid
Cheap and tacky clear euro side marker light, check. Mismatched wheels, check. Improperly lowered, check.

Cheesy suspension set up so that all four of your tires rub against things while driving down the road, check.