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Welcome to DallasDrivers.Org!

Welcome to DallasDrivers.org, a new site dedicated to documenting and publicizing incompetent driving and drivers all over the planet. We named the site after our local base of operations - Dallas provides a never ending supply of the subject matter. Yakking on cell phones, weaving from lane to lane for no apparent reason, making right turns from left turn lanes, eternally signaling turns, harassing other drivers with coffee can exhausts that don't help performance, and the ubiquitously stupid, illegal, and often nonfunctional clear-lens-colored-bulb taillights; we have it all. Our logo reflects this. You'll note that we've carefully depicted a representative DallasDriver, who is committing all these offenses.

DallasDrivers are everywhere, not just in Dallas. How often have you heard, "Damn, people can't drive, wish someone would do something about it," or something similar? We intend to start by posting photos of offenders and their vehicles. Preferably, with their vehicle's license plate prominently visible. Valid subjects for our web site include:

  • Vehicles with modifications or blatantly obvious malfunctions that threaten the safety of other motorists.
  • Drivers who do insanely stupid things, such as weaving while using cell phones.
  • People being road hazards.
  • People driving under the limit in (or blocking) the fast lane on the freeway.
  • Anything else that comes under this general category of "People being idiots on the road."
  • Riced cars, per www.riceboypage.com.

As I said before, stupid drivers are everywhere, not just in Dallas; feel free to submit pictures of subjects from anywhere in the US or around the world.

Thanks to the availability of such services of publicdata.com, we can also post the names, phone numbers, and addresses of some of these people so that you know if your friends and neighbors are a threat to public safety. And if your information appears here?

  • You can't sue us, it's publicly available data.
  • If someone acts on this information, it's not our responsibility. By accessing any part of this site, you agree to hold us not liable for anything that may result from items posted here.
  • You committed the act, we just document it.
  • And no, you can't get us to take it down. You're here for posterity, or until we get bored or run out of server space. You can try to sue us, but you know, we have good lawyers and no money (how do you think we paid the lawyer?), so there's no point in doing so. And we'd countersue for violation of our civil right to free speech.

This is the place to come if you're wondering what triggers "road rage" and why you're getting so many dirty looks on the freeway. Remember, driving is a *privilege*, not a right - and if you're not responsible or skilled enough to correctly pilot a 3000-7000lb weapon down the road, you don't need to be behind the wheel.

Use the navigation menu at the left to navigate around the site. We hope you enjoy it, and remember... our contributors are everywhere; one might be behind you the next time you do something stupid on the road.

 

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